今天天气好闷热啊，上午我妈带我去公园遛弯，把她给热坏了，汗珠子吧嗒吧嗒的。我照例还是穿了个肚围裹了个纸尿裤，光着小腿小脚的躺在车里。
她溜达够了，找了个荫凉地坐下，顺便把我从车里抱出来喂水。我不想喝，就故意给我妈捣乱，结果折腾了自己一身一头的汗。我妈正给我擦汗的时候，来个了奇怪的奶奶，一见我们就一个劲儿的跟我妈说：这孩子遭罪了，你给他裹的什么啊，看着就不透气，这孩子太遭罪了！
We’ve been together for such a long time now
Music, music and me
Don’t care whether all our songs rhyme
Now music, music and me
Only know wherever I go
We’re as close as two friends can be
There have been others
But never two lovers
Like music, music and me
Grab a song and come along
You can sing your melody
In your mind you will find
A world of sweet harmony
Birds of a feather will fly together
Now music, music and me
Music and me
…
Goodbye，Michael！
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