零零发

这一款由微软新出品，荣获大奖的网页浏览器比市面上任何一种同类软件都更快更安全，你还考虑什么？

扔掉过时的 IE7、Firefox 2.0，也别去期待什么 Opera X、Firefox 3/4，赶紧去官方网站下载 Microsoft Firefox 2007 吧，分别对应 XP 到 2003 各种 Windows 操作系统，更多详情请参看官方网页：www.msfirefox.com。

不过，很显然，这个只是网友的Kuso。因为页面下方写着：

System Requirements

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The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007

• A Credit Card
• Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System
• Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)
• Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
• Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)
• Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)
• Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)
• 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)
• 483MB Disk Space

Warning

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Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

• www.google.com
• www.gmail.com
• www.apple.com
• www.itunes.com
• www.yahoo.com
• Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks

嘿嘿…… 但是，今天是kuso，明天呢？神奇的事情总是会在你意想不到的时候发生啊！